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		<title>Ghost of Setanta still haunts England fans</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 14:41:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The forthcoming World Cup qualifier between England and the Ukraine is in danger of becoming the least watched England game in the nations history. The combination of a meaningless game, unglamourus opposition and the ridiculous idea of pay per view streaming the game on the internet for £14.99 has destroyed any interest in the game. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ronaldo car crash jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2009 14:48:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Prepare for your sides to quite literally split as we hit you with our 5 favourite Cristiano Ronaldo car crash jokes that have been circualting round the net.]]></description>
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		<title>United claim Ramsey swoop</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 15:54:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Manchester United are claiming they have won the race to sign Cardiff City youngster Aaron Ramsey but the welsh club say no deal is done yet and they have accepted offers from 2 clubs. United have been hagling with this seasons FA cup runners up over the transfer fee for Ramsey, with the welsh club [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Drogba autobiography reveals Milan dream</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 13:31:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Didier Drogba&#8217;s autobiography &#8216;C&#8217;etait Pas Gagne&#8217; (It wasn&#8217;t about the winning) was released in France today but the most explosive revealations in the book have been serialised in The Sun. Drogba sensationally reveals he was tapped up by AC Milan back in August 2006 only a year afer signing for Chelsea and mere months after [...]]]></description>
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		<title>3 Papers 3 Rumours</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 19:14:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three different newspapers are claiming the big scoops on 3 transfers that they claim have already been completed. The Daily Mirror is claiming that Didier Drogba has agreed a 3 year deal with AC Milan but perhaps its so much of an exclusive that nobody told Milan manager Carlo Ancelotti:
&#8220;Does Didier Drogba have a deal [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sven in secret Benfica meeting</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sven Goran Eriksson does not believe he will be Manchester City manager next season and has already begun hunting for a new post. The former England boss held a secret meeting with Benfica President Luis Filipe Viera and sporting director Rui Costa in a Manchester hotel tonight but it did not remain secret for long [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Flamini to have Milan medical</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 00:07:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Arsenal&#8217;s Mathieu Flamini has flown to Milan to undergo a medical this morning before signing for the Rossoneri on a 4 year deal. The move was confirmed by AC Milans transfer supremo Andrea Galliani who spoke out after Milan&#8217;s derby victory over title favourites Inter Milan which moved them into the Champions league places in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ronaldo blackmailed by tranny hookers</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 14:05:24 +0000</pubDate>
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Injured AC Milan star has been caught up in an embarrassing prostitution scandal whilst undergoing rehabilitation back home in Brazil. The World cup winning former galactico fancied a bit of a walk on the wild side with 3 prostitutes he found wandering the streets of Rio De Janiero on Monday but got a little more [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sven to be sacked by City</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 18:56:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A number of newspapers and TV stations are reporting that Sven Goran Eriksson will be sacked at the end of the season as Dr Thaksin Sinawatra looks to take greater control over the club. Eriksson has breathed new life into a side that had lost all confidence and direction under Kevin Keegan and Stuart Pearce, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Club wanted to DNA test players</title>
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An unnamed football club has attempted to use genetic testing to profile future players potential according to the Guardian. The anonymous club had attempted to enlist scientists in Britain to help search for players who carried the ACTN3 gene which is present in all the worlds top sprinters.
According to Dr Wackerhage of Aberdeen University who [...]]]></description>
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