Papers
Ghost of Setanta still haunts England fans
The forthcoming World Cup qualifier between England and the Ukraine is in danger of becoming the least watched England game in the nations history. The combination of a meaningless game, unglamourus opposition and the ridiculous idea of pay per view streaming the game on the internet for £14.99 has destroyed any interest in the game. [...]
Ronaldo car crash jokes
Prepare for your sides to quite literally split as we hit you with our 5 favourite Cristiano Ronaldo car crash jokes that have been circualting round the net.
United claim Ramsey swoop
Manchester United are claiming they have won the race to sign Cardiff City youngster Aaron Ramsey but the welsh club say no deal is done yet and they have accepted offers from 2 clubs. United have been hagling with this seasons FA cup runners up over the transfer fee for Ramsey, with the welsh club [...]
Drogba autobiography reveals Milan dream
Didier Drogba’s autobiography ‘C’etait Pas Gagne’ (It wasn’t about the winning) was released in France today but the most explosive revealations in the book have been serialised in The Sun. Drogba sensationally reveals he was tapped up by AC Milan back in August 2006 only a year afer signing for Chelsea and mere months after [...]
3 Papers 3 Rumours
Three different newspapers are claiming the big scoops on 3 transfers that they claim have already been completed. The Daily Mirror is claiming that Didier Drogba has agreed a 3 year deal with AC Milan but perhaps its so much of an exclusive that nobody told Milan manager Carlo Ancelotti:
“Does Didier Drogba have a deal [...]
Sven in secret Benfica meeting
Sven Goran Eriksson does not believe he will be Manchester City manager next season and has already begun hunting for a new post. The former England boss held a secret meeting with Benfica President Luis Filipe Viera and sporting director Rui Costa in a Manchester hotel tonight but it did not remain secret for long [...]
Flamini to have Milan medical
Arsenal’s Mathieu Flamini has flown to Milan to undergo a medical this morning before signing for the Rossoneri on a 4 year deal. The move was confirmed by AC Milans transfer supremo Andrea Galliani who spoke out after Milan’s derby victory over title favourites Inter Milan which moved them into the Champions league places in [...]
Ronaldo blackmailed by tranny hookers
Injured AC Milan star has been caught up in an embarrassing prostitution scandal whilst undergoing rehabilitation back home in Brazil. The World cup winning former galactico fancied a bit of a walk on the wild side with 3 prostitutes he found wandering the streets of Rio De Janiero on Monday but got a little more [...]
Sven to be sacked by City
A number of newspapers and TV stations are reporting that Sven Goran Eriksson will be sacked at the end of the season as Dr Thaksin Sinawatra looks to take greater control over the club. Eriksson has breathed new life into a side that had lost all confidence and direction under Kevin Keegan and Stuart Pearce, [...]
Club wanted to DNA test players
An unnamed football club has attempted to use genetic testing to profile future players potential according to the Guardian. The anonymous club had attempted to enlist scientists in Britain to help search for players who carried the ACTN3 gene which is present in all the worlds top sprinters.
According to Dr Wackerhage of Aberdeen University who [...]
Lahm to leave Munich
Bayern Munich’s German star Phillip Lahm is set to leave Bavaria this summer after the German league leaders withdrew their conract offer to the player. Lahm who has 1 year left to run on his current deal is presently one of the most highly regarded fullbacks in the Europe, after bursting onto the scene at [...]
McClaren to be BBC Euro 2008 ‘expert’
The BBC has lost its marbles again, not content to let Ian Wright their most entertaining and colourful pundit slip out the back door they have now taken the extraordinary step of employing Steve McClaren as an expert pundit on their Euro 2008 coverage. I doubt anoyone could be less qualified as an expert on [...]
Flamini is gunner go
Arsenal Chairman Peter Hill-Wood has admitted the club are resigned to losing French midfielder Mathieu Flamini at the end of the season. Flamini has been linked with a move to Juventus for months but it was thought he preferred to stay at the Emirates and was using the Italians interest as a bargaining tool. However [...]
Has Hleb played last game for Arsenal?
Aleksandr Hleb’s season may be over and his Arsenal future is in doubt amidst growing specualtion in Italy that he is set to sign for Inter. Hleb was caught on camera slapping Reading captain Graeme Murty in the face in an unprovoked off the ball incident. Although the slap in the face was quite blatant [...]
Villa fan killed by road rage not hooligansim
The tragic death of an Aston Villa fan killed after the Birmingham derby was caused by a fellow Villa fan not by a Birmingham City fan as first suggested by the media. 26 year old Christopher Priest was struck by a Volkswagen Golf near Villa park about an hour after the game whilst still wearing [...]
On the set with Cesc
Anyone else notice that Cesc Fabregas’ form has dipped dramatically of late? Perhaps its because he has his eye on an altogether different trophy, an oscar. Yes Cesc is desperately chasing a golden statue after realising it may be a while before Arsenal pick up a prize. Not content with mimicking Indiana Jones in the [...]
Reading receive Vinnie Video boost
Reading’s relegation fight received an unusual boost this week as Hollywood hardman Vinnie Jones mailed in a video message to the royals. Jones a close friend of Reading coach Wally Downes sent over a humorous motivational video to lift the spirits in the Madejski dressing room according to The Sun:
“The video was very funny and [...]
Ian Wright quits the BBC
Ian Wright has walked out on his massive £50,000 a game deal with the BBC as he feels he is used as a court jester. Wright who is already signed to present Sky ones revamped Gladiators show says he’s not the only one fed up with the BBC’s coverage he reckons young people can’t relate [...]
Hicks reveals the Anfield turmoil
Tom Hicks, one half of the warring Liverpool co-owners, has given an exclusive interview to Sky sports news in which he blows the lid off the rumours surrounding the boardroom split at Anfield. Suprisingly honest and candid in the interview, Hicks reveals the reasons behind his request for Rick Parry’s resignation, his allegiance to Rafa, [...]
